Part 160: Chrom C

Chrom/Vaike C

All right, everyone! Let's pair off and try some one-on-one sparring.

Oh-hoh! You ready to on Teach, Chrom?

Vaike, maybe we should find new partners. Just to keep things fresh.

Pshaw! We're rivals. We have to fight! Ya can't turn back on fate!

...Plus, I was really close to beatin' ya last time. Really, REALLY close.

Er, right. If you say so. But still, I think we should-

No, it's fine. I know what you're doing. You're trying to psyche me out!

Oh, come on! If we don't mix it up, we'll never keep ourselves sharp.

...Oh, I see. Not enough suspense for ya, is that it? Then let's spice it up with a little wager! Everything we own-winner takes all!

...Vaike? We're training for war. I can't very well gamble with the royal treasury.

Fine, fine! No gold. But how about this...The loser has to sneak up behind Frederick and pull down his pantaloons!

...Are you mad? Frederick would chop you up like firewood! And then make a fire!

What's this now? Is someone...chicken? Ba-KAWK bawk bawk bawk bawk-

Oh, ALL RIGHT! I'll spar with you! ...Just stop that ridiculous clucking.

Har har! Yes! Now Chrom's got a full head of steam! Show ol' Teach what ya got!